Originally posted on LiveJournal, September 13, 2009.
What kind of physical attributes do you have to have to give a guy a chance?
Yes I am married, no I'm not trying to hook up with you.
Ray
Well, "married but not looking to hook up"...
Ideally speaking (since you ask) - thou shalt not be:
Short, fat, red-headed, freckly, pig-nosed, or trying to cover over your baldness.
Ugly, is of course, in the eye of the beholder - at at my discretion someone may be deemed so based on other than physical factors, such as: ignorance, arrogance, pseudo-intellectualism, general social awkwardness, overly obnoxious religious beliefs, fundamentalism in any form, bad taste in music, movies, or books - and possessing anything other than complete disdain for Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, and Glenn Beck.
regards to your wife.
Ray
Well, "married but not looking to hook up"...
Ideally speaking (since you ask) - thou shalt not be:
Short, fat, red-headed, freckly, pig-nosed, or trying to cover over your baldness.
Ugly, is of course, in the eye of the beholder - at at my discretion someone may be deemed so based on other than physical factors, such as: ignorance, arrogance, pseudo-intellectualism, general social awkwardness, overly obnoxious religious beliefs, fundamentalism in any form, bad taste in music, movies, or books - and possessing anything other than complete disdain for Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, and Glenn Beck.
regards to your wife.
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