Thursday, June 14, 2012

"Why I didn't respond to your message on (insert dating site here)" #6: Subject to Interpretation Edition.

What he sent me


Hey, I was actually just in Colorado Springs. Crazy! Disc Golf tournament. Drove past Ted Haggard's old church, and Focus on the Family. My great uncle actually parked that B-52 in front of the Air Force Academy! The valley reminded me of having visited the Black Forest in Germany, before I learned it was actually called the Black Forest. 

How were The Shins? I don't know if I would appreciate them as much live. I just saw them on YouTube's Bonnaroo stream last night, but was far more impressed by Bon Iver.



How I read it


Look! I know about things in your home! I drove past things you see all the time and don't give a shit about! Isn't that totally not crazy at all, since you live there?! 
A fairly distant family member once took a crap near a monument there! 
(I have no idea about the Black Forest thing, and I don't care. "The valley"? Huh?) 


I'm so totally hip because I know The Shins - but I'm going to say I like Bon Iver better, just cause...mentioning Bon Iver. 
Oh, hai and fucking Bonnaroo!
I'm totally awesome. Wanna screw? 


Maybe I should be more honest and title this series "Why I'm Going to Die Alone". 

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